Just in time for the Festivities!!

Fun With Trick-or-Treaters

When trick-or-treaters come to your door door, jump out wearing a costume and holding a bag and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

Fill a briefcase with marbles and newspapers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously and say, "It's about time you got here." Give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, have everyone yell, "Surprise!," like it's a surprise party.

Get everyone who comes to the door to look and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your doorbell.

After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the beverage list.

Answer the door with a mouthful of M&Ms and a handfuls of half-eaten candy bars. Act surprised and close the door. Open it again and insist you don't have any candy.

Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

Have Fun!